Page 45 Review by Stephen
This time the woman gone too far. I was outraged when I read the final dust page inside the dust jacket which does not exist at all.
Against all external advice and at the risk of several friendships, I have respected Lizz Lunneys somewhat quirky world views which once analysed with a clear head and an electron microscope, albeit unplugged and made out of potato often turn out to make far more sense than your average Darwinian nonsense. Empirical evidence be damned!
But when Science Officer Lunney points out here that it may be a good idea to buy some surface cleaner and a duster and go and clean your house before it takes over the world! I was agog. Such sensationalist tripe!!!
I once saw a duster at Page 45 and it did me no favours at all. I see no sense whatsoever in letting that same kind of unnatural behaviour into my home, and I only discovered I owned a vacuum cleaner by breaking my own toe on it.
As to the rest of this epic (please set aside three hours to read it and a life-time to comprehend its complex, quasi-existentialist contents), I can only say Yay! and Yippee! Leopards in leotards could easily change their spots which is handy when pin-stripes in fashion.