"Ship's minion Mag, meet Big Bertha. Quite possibly the dominant £$%&in' member of the world-famous Virgin Brides. Ain't she a beaut?"
"Think that's a good contact, Professor. And... what do you mean, possibly dominant? Don't you know? Over."
"I mean there's only so much £$%&in' social observation you can do with binoculars and fishblood, love."
I think, given the comic is called HOOKJAW, that might possibly turn out to be untrue by the end.
But long before then you'll probably be enthralled by the antics of Professor Leyland and her merry crew who are looking for evidence of cooperative behaviour in packs of Great Whites. They've been tracking their chosen chums, with the aid of chum, monitoring their movements in the Somali coastal region, famed for being one of the most polluted ocean regions on the planet. Now, what else is Somalia renowned for...? Ah yes... pirates.
Boarded by AK47-wielding buccaneers, you might think Professor Leyland would be a trifle perturbed but no, it's all old hat to her. There follows a hilarious sequence where the cabin boy, a local lad, is interpreting between the pirates and crew. Well, "interpreting" might be putting a Malcom-Tucker-sized spin on it, given the artistic licence he's applying to both questions and answers. Very amusing.
But that's all brought to a rather abrupt halt by the unexpected arrival of a third party. Nope, not our toothsome lead just yet, though rest assured Hookjaw is following verrrry closely behind, and it seems this shark already has developed a taste for seal. U.S. Navy Seal, that is...
Penned by Si CROSSED: WISH YOU WERE HERE / THE SPIRE / CRY HAVOC Spurrier, with his usual trademark dark humour accompanying the (fish) guts and gore, I am already as snagged as the titular shark. I'll admit I was rather sceptical about the need for reviving a forty-year-old classic but then Humanoids' CARTHAGO with its equally large, jagged teeth has been an instant hit here. I just can't believe it's truly that long ago I was avidly reading HOOKJAW as a young kid in ACTION, bemused by the fact that humans, rather than the titular, flesh-hungry character, seemed to be the bad guys.
Conor Boyle's art wouldn't look out of place in an arc of CROSSED, actually, and so is perfect for this title. One thing I am a bit puzzled about - and I have had the exact same comment from a customer - is that Hookjaw seems to have had some unnecessary cosmetic dental work. Whereas before the hook projected out of the skin just below the bottom row of teeth, in the middle, hence the name, now there's a long, straight harpoon stuck through the side of the head protruding directly out of the mouth. It looks very much as though, were the barb to catch on anything, the harpoon would pull straight out. Odd.
Anyway, it's not going to spoil my enjoyment of this title, which I suspect will only be a mini-series or two. It was a fairly limited premise forty years ago. I think there were only three story arcs if memory serves and I can't imagine even a writer as talented as Si Spurrier can come up with too much to keep it going for too long. So I shall enjoy the nostalgia dip whilst it lasts. Now, where did I leave my can of shark repellent...?